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Please don't call me between the hours of midnight and 7am pacific coast time.

this morning I received 4 of these.

Allow me to clarify. don't call me between the hours of midnight and 7am pacific coast time unless you are in terrible danger, need a drunken ride home or need to get to or fro an airport. Or, if you are my neighbour and want to share your cashew chicken salad with me that's cool as well.

however, if your name is Andre I am available 24 hours a day.