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this is a movie from 1987 about a monster that lives in closets and is killing people. Obviously, it's very high brow with a lot of deep themes and existentialist theories. Ok, not really.

"Monster in the closet" is one of Troma's finest films to emerge in the 80's. That being said, Troma means it's not good in the way something nominated for awards is good, but in thew way that I love cheese and schlock and bad effects and low budget everything and bad acting and hilariousness in general. My friends in high school and I rented this one night and got very drunk and there's this noise that the monster makes and we still make that noise to this day.


terrible movie. Amazingly fun. completely classic.





THE TRAILER


Hilariously, It also features my future Ex-Husband, Paul Walker (below), as the 10 year old child professor.clearly, he looks far better now.