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8/02/2007

A Cellular Telephone Conversation 9:37 pm

Posted by Timo |

Timo : Bonsoir, Mon Ami
~Dre : 'Allo, Mon Cher. What are you doing?
Timo : Helping Marika Move.
~Dre : Ehhhhggghhh. Why? You Hate Moving?
Timo : I know, but she asked and...
~Dre : When You Die, You will become a Saint!
Timo : Ahh, I can only Hope.
~Dre : Saint Timo...
Timo : There's already a Saint Timothy.
~Dre : Fuck! Sorry, Bud. Can Old Saints be fired?
Timo : Why don't you go to church and find out?
~Dre : Bah. That'll happen. Ever.
Timo : I'll ask next time someone gets married or dies.
~Dre : Don't die. Enjoy moving.
Timo : We'll see what happens...Bi.

1 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hmmm. . . . did a little research, St Tim was NOT circumcised, hung out with St Paul, he was sickly and liked to drink, one day tried to help calm down and angry crowd and whamo a pagan hit him over the head with a rock and he croaked . . . oh to be a saint

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