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1/13/2006

Coffee Complexity

Posted by Timo |

If you walk into a Starbucks and order a
"decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet"

... then you are a Huge Asshole.

that is all.

3 comments:

Unknown said...

words to live by

Gavin Elster said...

Try going in and ordering a mocha "slurpee" medium.
Barista staredown!
"Its a frapachino" "UH we dont have medium you want a grande tall or vente?"

"the one in the middle the medium cup"


I hate being forced to speak their lingo.

They hate me. they really hate me.

Anonymous said...

best regards, nice info
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