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Elvira sings "Sweet Transvestite" - make that "Sweet Elvira"


Elvira on Super Marios Brothers. Even.

The Origin Of Elvira

Overture : The Unbending Trees featuring Tracey Thorn


Cobrastyle : Robyn

- me with Elvira
- harry with Elvira
- peaches christ with Elvira


details to follow. great time. so tired. she was so nice.

not so much going on. the Halloween season has once again spawned another boatload of cheap horror movies! ( thank you Bestbuy giftcard! ) I'll post some reviews when I get a chance. How have I never seen "Phantasm"? like, not any of them?

Halloween parties this weekend, Kyle's birthday at Purr and ELVIRA! on Sunday at the seattle queer film festival.

Scary!

I arrived in Seattle 10 years ago yesterday ( the 17th ) to start my exciting new life. I'm not presently in a place where I should comment on how amazing my life is now and what a better palce I'm in. it's all true, but I'm too crabby and generally unhappy to be that perky and self help instructor for ya'll right now. cheers.

please note; this picture is over 10 years old. it's in the bathroom on colfax ave in minneapolis and the hair on the sides of my head is still brown. and look at that floppy hair! sigh.

...as Long as that Intelligent Designer is SATAN! This is the Devil's Flower Mantis. Scary Shit, eh? I mean, yeah - that is crazy cool. and freaky. I'd probably scream like a little girl if I even saw one in person. like I did a couple of months ago when I saw the giant tarantulla at the zoo. so there.

I'm listening to Enya. it's 10:21pm and I grabbed a god damned Enya cd off the shelf and put it in and pushed play. on purpose. because it's late and she is quiet and there's no bass and in my crazy old apartment building with paper thin Styrofoam walls any sounds carries - in fact Echoes - and I'm one of those conscientious neighbours .
SO - my question is this...
does this make me mega extra glow in the dark gay or just the Britannica definition of Lame?

stolen from snotty.

if one were to monger often enough, and passionately enough, might one become a mongrel?

I think this was Seattle's fist day of winter. left my office at 6:20. halfway home it started to just pour. and it was pitch black. and it had Just started to pour because the water was pooling in certain areas on the road and everyone that drove over those pools would fishtail a little. and of course, no one slows down. a car a few spots ahead of me hydroplaned and slammed into the concrete barrier of the bridge. I saw a huge arc of sparks, too. and, No. they didn't even slow down.
so, of course it's time for me to replace my front tires and all I can think of is there's gonna be this huge accident and I'm going to slam into it and die and who will feed TanQ tonight? because you know she's starving since she ate last at 7:20 am and...shit. I'm all out of catfood and I forgot to stop and get some on the way home. bad human! Obviously, I made it home fine but I'm kind of achey from gripping the steering wheel so tightly as if to release it would cause my "need to be replaced" wheels to hiccup and send me careening across the I90 bridge in the pitch black downpour. ...which of course, though not exactly related gives me thoughts of the bridge collapse scene in the Mothman movie.

I should be enjoying it more but....it's funny how life gets in the way.

FOR SALE : 11 year old PUKING MACHINE, perfectly healthy and cute. has a nasty habit of PUKING PRETTY MUCH EVERYDAY only onto surfaces that such puke will destroy. and it's always the freshly eaten soft cat food that really really stains carpets and rugs, I must add. I only have carpet in my bedroom and I will have to pay out the ears when I move out of this apartment because if you look close enough, it's a fucking Mosaic of brownish shades of cat puke. Price depending on amount needed for replacing carpet in small bedroom.

....otherwise, she's very charming. 10 minutes after barfing in dramatic arcing lines near my bedside table, she's snoozing without a care on the couch.

I'm obsessed with polka dot ties. I have a black one and a baby blue one, both with white dots. I wish I could find a bright yellow one with small black dots or huge white dots. I realize this post is ridiculous, but I found this picture and drooled over the tie. Sure, The guy will do as well...as long as he leaves me the tie.

Rocket Boy, Cardboard Obama & Go-Go Bot.

well, I thought it was cute.

well, spent the bulk of the last 24 hours doing this ( as well as the version that comes out of the opposite end ). I think it was food poisoning picked up at ROCK BOTTOM IN BELLEVUE! that last bite of chicken looked a little pink?
I worked for a couple hours this morning but tired, irritable and dehydrated Tim is not very pleasant so I came home and tried to sleep.
Steve-o came over around 2 and I lounged on the couch and we watched endless music videos of the manray variety. you know, rupaul, pet shop boys, Kylie, madonna, cher, dannii, spice girls? all the gay stuff you never knew you wanted to even watch!
feeling mostly better. very tired. tanQ is confused that I was home most of the day.
cheers. that is all.