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the word of the day is ....STALKER! who has time for such? and who has time to stalk someone?

I say get a hobby. err, maybe stalking is their hobby?

- how 'bout you make that decison and get back to me?
- I don't have a car payment so I can take the bus, sweetie.
- because he's a fucked faced fucker?
- peppers and my stomach aren't friends. I'm a pepperaphobe.
- I sometimes wish I had been sluttier.
- all gay babies, all the time!
- ooh, nice laundry basket.
- where is the almond joy? Where oh where can it be?
- I think I'm still set on a Serial Killer.

my birthday with connie swales.

Hooray! My favorite Eartha kitt Song gets a Modern makeover. and a Great Dirty Barbie video to boot! sex toys? stolen pink dream car? Check! I love that the short haired Barbie looks exactly like Eartha. mixes by young punx and spencer & hill. Purrr-fect !

the Setlist:

Paper Bag
A & E
Utopia
Cologne Cerrone Houdini
You Never Know
Satin Chic
Eat Yourself
Little Bird
Number 1
Happiness
Ooh La La
Caravan Girl
Train
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Monster Love
Some People
Strict Machine

it was a great show, nowhere near the Supernature show, a tad heavy on tracks from the new album for my taste, which is all rather slow-ish...but, the band was amazing and Alison was perfection. the pace was a slow crawl until one of the 5 faster songs kicked in and the crowd went nuts. Had a marvelous time with breeb, markus, Brian, tommy and marjorie. Great venue, too. huge, nice and cool and clean. the bar across the street, Hooverville? was fun for pre-funking.

photo by ?

seeing Goldfrapp tonight at Showbox:sodo with a few friends. should be a great show; last time they were here for Supernature it was probably the most perfect live show I have ever seen.

cheers!

the last couple of nights I rediscovered 2 of my favorite movies ever. loved them when they came out so many years ago, and always loved the original TV show reruns on wtbs, but I have recently been collecting various books by Charles Addams and was struck on how vastly closer the movies, and especially "Addams Family values", are to his work. the TV show was a cute sugar coated version where nobody died and everything ended well. Charles's work was twisted! people died left and right!
I do dearly love Carolyn Jones, but I think Angelica Houston hit the coffin nail on the freakin' head with her portrayal.
...Plus, she had all the best lines.

"Cyanide? Fester...as if we'd run out."



Sacrilege! I know.

what's with all the Hookers invading my street? 3 of them giving me that hooker stare between here and the U district. and If you aren't someone that has been givin that "hooker stare" than you don't know what I'm talking about. I was used to this back when I lived in the C.D ( central district ), like the one that was always trying to sell her shoes? they were all gold and rather worn, if you will.

so, the one just a few blocks from my apartment building - well, I just had to shout "I love your dress, Tranny!"
and you know what she said?



"Thanks, Hooker!"

Nichelle Nicols, Brad Altman, George Takei and Walter Koenig following the wedding of Altman and Takei in the Little Tokyo section of Los Angeles, Sunday, Sept. 14.

Nicols, Takei and Koenig are from the original cast of 'Star Trek.'

honestly, I sort of got choked up after reading about this. Almost.

Elvira is here for the 20th Anniversary screening of "Elvira, Mistress of the Dark!" @ Seattle Lesbian & Gay Film Festival, October 26th. Whoppeee!

Sarah on Caribou

Sarah on Lawyers

Sarah on International Relations



trick and track and button and willow and tote-bag and hamster...they just love it!
cheese and crackers!

my very dear friend jeni - aka consuelo aka my wife - is having her birthday on monday. she's someone I consult daily, ask for her opinion left and right and she means the world to me.
Cheers, Consuleo! Have a marvelous birthday and I'm so pleased to have you in my life.

I sat here - 10 feet into the water - parked on a camping chair with my feet soaking in the very calm water and with some very small fish trying to give me a pedicure for almost two hours on saturday afternoon. it was very calming and serene. and you know I don't have those kind of moments. also, got a nice little sunburn.

Daroga state park pictures + back of Pin's head, Rasha, Eli & Lindsey.

went camping Friday afternoon to Daroga state park with 15 coworkers. funded entirely on my corporate card, I might add. the park is almost 3 hours away and the drive was a complete bitch. however, the park was gorgeous and we paid to have it all to ourselves. mostly lo key until around 3 am when some crazy hidden sprinkler system went off a few feet from my tent and absolutely soaked me. and I'm talking industrial strength sprinkler here...It more or less flattened my tent. in my half awake rage, I tried to turn off/destroy the sprinkler, but instead proceeded to rip my tent off the ground to move it away ( destroying the tent for the most part ) much to my co-worker's amusement. Then I went and slept in my car.
Beautiful place, though. and gorgeous weather. I think the best part, however, the the drive up and back with my co-worker Pin- nothing but 80's new wave cds and a stop at SONIC - which we don't have in Seattle.

yesterday I was sick as a dog. sore throat, awful drippy cold and a migraine you wouldn't even believe. not quite 48 hours later, I feel great! and I owe it all to little debbie swiss cake rolls and a whole case of essential vitamin water ( yes, the orange one that tastes like watered down Mcdonald's orange drink ). healthy, I know, Actually, I lost 3 pounds. must have peed it over overnight.

you should try it. it's kind of "comfort food meets sort of healthy drink + 25 pounds of sugar."

cheers!

pass the tissue, please...

- You are going to be stranded, Survivor style, on a tropical island. You will have only the clothes on your back. Basic food & water will be provided. Name 3 things you would bring (and they cannot be People).---- a shitload of batteries, a battery powered mp3 player and my favorite book, "tim and pete"

- Name one thing you are ashamed of about yourself.----the fact that I actually love the spice girls.

- How long does it take you to get dressed in the morning?
----25 minutes. exactly.

- What is your middle name? Does it have any significance?
----Richard. it's my mother's twin brother's name. in middle school kids would call me...wait for it....timmy dick.

- Name one thing you have always wanted but HAVE NEVER HAD.
ummm. so many things....oh, let's go with a stable and non-fucked up relationship.

cheers to Consuelo for my fab new template. how comfy does that red leather couch look?