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Cancer
June 21 - July 21
"Just when you might have thought that the whole world was turning on you, dear Cancer, things are starting to come back around. You will find that you don't need to hide behind your shell. In fact, the more that you let your true spirit emerge, the more allies you will gain in your army. Your secret ambition to take over the world is becoming a much more attainable goal than you might have first thought."

Well, this is perfect - I could always use more allies in my Army of Evil and I was Getting HELLA tired of waiting to take over the Wworld. What the hell is my true spirit, though?