horror valentines from campblood.org
1. Movie poster
2. parker and Dominic
3. Ryan Reynolds
I finally watched Blade:Trinity. I’ve owned it for quite a while but never got around to watching it. I have to say I LOVED IT.
Ryan Reynolds steals the show as an Uber-Campy ( and frequently shirtless ) Vampire hunter with all the best lines.
"unlike most vampires, her fangs are in her vagina" and "you cock-juggling thundercunt!".
Parker Posey is great as Danika, Queen Vamp. Her posse digs up the original Dracula, Played quite well by the Very Manly man, Dominic Purcell. He’s probably the most strikingly handsome actor to ever play Dracula.
Anyway, it was a good time. “Blade” himself was more of a background character. Jessica Biel also stars as one of the Vampire hunting “Night Stalkers”.
Did I mention the vampire Pomeranian?
It’s definitely worth a rental.
Ryan Reynolds steals the show as an Uber-Campy ( and frequently shirtless ) Vampire hunter with all the best lines.
"unlike most vampires, her fangs are in her vagina" and "you cock-juggling thundercunt!".
Parker Posey is great as Danika, Queen Vamp. Her posse digs up the original Dracula, Played quite well by the Very Manly man, Dominic Purcell. He’s probably the most strikingly handsome actor to ever play Dracula.
Anyway, it was a good time. “Blade” himself was more of a background character. Jessica Biel also stars as one of the Vampire hunting “Night Stalkers”.
Did I mention the vampire Pomeranian?
It’s definitely worth a rental.
thanks, mark.
You know when I bash on Religious Coo-koo's that I mean Coo-Koo's and not every Religious person in the world.
so there.
last night I got home from work at 4:30. I have a terrible cold. and I'm taking various cold medicines.
the thyroid drug I am on cannot be mixed with other drugs other than asperin, advil, etc. SO, I am temporarily off the thyroid drug per doc's orders.
anyway, I was having terrible legs pains. freaky shooting pains. Called my doc and he told me that the drug could be mildly addictive ( I new this ) and my Body could be freaking out after 3 days off the drug. that is a little bit scary. I decided to go to the ER and get my levels checked, but by the time I got there and parked and everything, I felt fine. SO I went out with marika, Rachel and Bree and had a couple beers ( because that's what yopu should do when you have a cold. ) I met a girl ( jenny ) that was at the same creatures concert in chicago 1990 that me and pete went to.
and I was in bed by 11.
I feel ok today.
just a little stuffed up.
"Prosecutors in Amsterdam said they would not take action against the singer Madonna over charges of alleged blasphemy during a concert tour in which she underwent a mock crucifixion. Young people belonging to the SGP, a small deeply conservative Protestant party, called for her to be prosecuted after she gave two concerts last September in Amsterdam during which she knelt and took off a crown of thorns while a crucifix was projected behind her. 'The pop singer Madonna will not be prosecuted for blasphemy and insulting faith,' the Amsterdam prosecutor's office said. The so-called crucifixion scene 'can lend itself to different interpretations,' the office said. 'The prosecutor's office believes that through her show, the singer on all the evidence tried to express her frustrations about certain situations in the world....it is not a question of contempt for God.' 'Furthermore, Madonna did not discredit Christians as a group.' The office said the plaintiffs could appeal."
It's a little ridiculous. I was led to believe that the Netherlands are rather progressive. Perhaps this is a case of being overly progressive and protective of minorities? Explain this to me, Christopher.
I probably shouldn't go there or I'll be arrested in the street.
I do wonder how long before this hits the states. Does "freedom of religion" include freedom from religion? Can someone sue me just because I disagree with thier belief system? many religious people ( and especially "christians" ) are the first to disparage other faiths and things they deem "lifestyles". Seems only fair they should be able to take it as well as dish out their bullshit.
making fun of crazy religious people is a God given right! ( pardon the pun...or don't )
source: yahooooooo news
I recently read a Jake Shears quote where he said the latest scissor sisters album had tanked, bombed, etc.
it certainly doesn't help that their last single ( land of a 1000 words ) and their next single ( she's my man ) are the worst tracks on the album. Obviously, this is just my opinion. So, take it or leave it.
with their first album, they released 5 great singles. Hopefully, it's stupid record company politics that has them releasing such instead of stronger tracks like "kiss you off" and "the other side".Or even "I can't decide".
Silly Sisters.
Through thick and thin, trainwreak after trainwreak, lawsuits and ultimate tragedy - I loved Anna Nicole Smith.
I was very sad when I heard that she had died. Although, it's not terribly suprising. It was verys ad when her young son died of drug related causes - so it would suprise me if her end was of the same sort.
Still, she was a good time. So dramatic. So scandalous.
When i was in college (year 2) - i met a girl named Cathy Jo Countryman. She idolized Anna Nicole Smith ( and the carpenters ). I don't know whatever became of Cathy Jo. I've haven't talked to her in 10 years. I've hunted the internet for her to no avail. I've called her mother and siblings, and they were crazy rude!
But that's besides the point.
Rest In peace, Anna Nicole.
Inspired by Consuelo:
100 THINGS I LOVE
( In NO Particular Order )
01. TanQ baby
02. My Closest friend, Steve
03. My immediate Family & Their offspring
04. My Car
05. Siouxsie Sioux
06. Dirty Harriette Pottress
07. My parent's old House
08. My friend Pete in SC
09. My Sister's Giant TV
10. My Sibling's pets
11. My grandmother's farm
12. Memories of Cedar Falls
13. Memories of Iowa City
14. My "Wife", Consuelo
15. My Little Bro', Markie
16. Sydney, Australia
17. Elvira, Mistress of The Dark
18. Hot Australian Guys with that Accent
19. My Big Sister, Chrishiqua
20. My Other mom, Pat
21. BEAR & Sydney
22. Oscar RIP
23. GiJoe
24. Easy Street Records
25. Pay Day
26. Aliens ( the movie )
27. Horror Movies In General
28. Mexican Food
29. Italian Food ( any )
30. Broadway Wok-n-grill (awesome mandarin Food )
31. Drinking and listening to fab beats with UM
32. Feeling good
33. All Of My Friends in General
34. Sigourney Weaver
35. Scissor Sisters
36. My Pal, Tommy
37. My Building Mates, Past & Present ( thank You, KiKi )
38. Mercedes, the Building Cat
39. Seattle in general
40. Minneapolis
41. Portland
42. South Park
43. The Munsters
44. battlestar Galactica ( new and old )
45. Army of Lovers
46. Madonna
47. Diet Pepsi
48. manray
48. My Work Friends
49. la Coccina, Especially Alma
50. Blueberry Stoli
51. The Cuff
55. My Friend Brian aka Moonboots
56. the Addams Family ( tv and films )
57. Mike, aka Mega Bitch
58. Jeremy, Aka Ultra bitch
59. The Transformers
60. Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman
61. Chipotle
62. Goldfrapp
63. Tiki things
64. Cocktail Shakers
65. My Dirty friend, Heidi
66. My Sweet Friend, Louisa
67. My Protege, Jay. So proud of Him!
68. Pet Shop Boys
69. Pizza. Any
70. my grandmothers, Marge & Edie. RIP
71. My Dear friend Sara, without an H
72. Crazy Sarah with an H
73. The Private Eyes, Movie
74. National Lampoons Class Reunion
75. My Parent's New House
76. half price Books & records
77. My Zen mp3 player thing
78. Halloween
79. Tim & Pete by James Robert Baker
80. Anne Rice Before She Found Jesus
81. the Smiths and Morrissey
82. The Minogues, Kylie & Dannii
83. Quantas Airlines
84. Depeche Mode
85. Erasure
86. Fucking ABBA
87. Sean Skippy tekippe
88. Friday the 13th movies
89. Sarah Fucking Brightman
90. All Kitties
91. My Gorgeous Supermodel Friend, Karie
92. My High Scool posse - Amy, Shan, Hannah, Meg
93. Pee Wee Herman
94. Fresh Bread & real Butter
95. My friend Dave. Mortensalt
96. Paul Walker
97. Hot, Muscley blonde Guys in general
98. Parties at Mike & Percy's
99. Disco
100. Eartha Kitt
I'm on a roll but this took forever. Don't Judge if I forgot anyone.
Randomly and not quite daily, a disney song will pop in my head. I want to blame my neice, Hannah. i spent many hours with her from when she was a wee lass watching the little mermaid, aladin, lion king, pocahontas, etc and the songs have become ingrained in my very wiring. I also blame my friend Mike, who had this bizarre Disney Song Dance mixes cd.
But also, when i was a wee tot, I had all these records that were short audio versions of the disney classics like cinderella, sleeping beauty, the lady and the tramp and 101 dalmations.
it's all some sort of fiendish mind control plot by Disney. it's programming. brain washing. Mid Control! because you bet your Ass I hunted down that disney Dance Mix Cd and Yes, I Do Play it quite often!
Stuck in my head all morning - "look at this trove..treasures Untold! How many wonders can one cavern hold?"
Sorry to turn it back on. been getting slammed with Ads.
an oldie mark pointed out to me in '96. check out the singers doll-face covered dress.
1. karie, UM, me 98?
2. me with hair, 94
mike, jeremy and me. minneapolis 1997 or so.
we were all about cosmopolitans then.
and what's with my bad skin?
mike is two fisting. we did that alot back then. we're time savers.
it bothers me that I have difficulty remembering names.
tonight it took me almost an hour to think of the name of someone I consider the great love of my life.
Often when I am speaking in front of people I cannot think of a cewrtain word. that word might be something like "umbrella". i can see it but I can't get the word.
I'm losing my mind.
I've become very forgetful.
and I'm extra crabby on this new medicine although i actually feel pretty good.
except my balance is all out of whack. so i keep walking into door frames. and I totally cracked my head on the roof of my car.
I've been sleeping better but tonight ( this mornimng ) I'm wide awake. it's 1:52 am.
it bothers me that I worry about money constantly. However, I do realize that even people with excessive amounts of money are probably also worring about it constantly. I'd like to not worry. I'd like to enjoy my greasy burger and onion rings at broiler bay with my work crew and not have to mentally take not of the state of my bank accounts.
it bothers me that i can't eat at night. like most people, I love food. I get ridiculous cravings at night and have to drink glass after glass of water to fill myself up. which keeps me running to the bathroom throughout the night.
it DOESN'T bother me that I have a sense of humour. I'm actually quite proud of myself that i haven't let my crazy thyroid thing DESTROY me like so many people I have met and read about.
the new drug i am on makes me a little dizzy but I feel pretty good. My three drug test counter parts are all having terrible migraines. i have had the migraines throughout this bullshit trip but not recently.
it bothers me that TanQ can fall asleep in mere moments and seems quite proud of it, especially when I am up at 1:59 am.
that is all.
I HATED the Family Circus when i was a kid. it was So Goody Goody. So, this raunchy take on it had me in stiches.
Enjoy the rest HERE ( Somewhat Not Safe For Work )
Tracey Thorn, 1/2 of everything But the Girl, returns with her 2nd solo Lp, "Out of the Woods" on March 5th. It's an import, sadly - i cna't find anything about a US release.
I got a hold of the album( ssshhh ) and have been listening non-stop. It's mellower than the last few EBTG albums, but still has the electronic elements and tracey's killer voice.
produced by Cagedbaby and Ewan pearson, it has a delicious 80's new wave type feel. Lyrically, it's similar to some of the great stuff on "temperamental" - a similar feel can be found on "makes no difference".
Stand outs are "A-Z" ( vaguely about the abuse of gay teens ), Falling off a Log, By picadilly Station I Sat Down and wept, raise the roof and It's all true.
"It's all true" Audio below.
Celebrity Big Brother star Pete Burns is suing a surgeon because of a botched lip operation.The reality TV star and Dead or Alive singer claims the surgeon, Dr Maurizio Viel, made him look "physically repulsive" through his negligence.Side effects alleged by Burns include blistering, swelling and difficulty with eating and drinking.Burns also claims doctors have told him that the work carried out means his lips may need to be amputated because the damage is so bad."What happened to me after a series of injections was far worse than any nightmare I could have envisioned," Burns said."Not only was it agonisingly painful but it was physically repulsive in the extreme."It was impossible to lead any life whatsoever. I was unable to leave my house as I was so distorted with swelling and I might begin to discharge yellow pus that was coming from the holes in my face."The singer's lawyers have begun proceedings in the High Court against Dr Viel for what Burns claims has left him "seriously suicidal and depressed" meaning he "could have problems for the rest of my life".
From Contact Music
Now, I Love Pete and I Love Dead or Alive, and I do feel a bit sorry for him but he sorta brought this upon himself. he went a bit out of control with the plastic surgery.
kyle is bored, tipsy or cranky. I look a little bit sassy.
01. tony, justin, marika, cali, bree
02. me, marika, kyle, cali
03. me, cali
04. kyle, fred, adam, jeff
05. kyle, marika and a rare glimpse of harriette pottress
a million years I had a speck of talent. since I'm very out of practice, i mostly think any artistic talent i had is long gone. my friend Pete asked me to paint a set of nesting dolls to look like the band "the strokes"
i was horrified with the request and took my sweet time. there were many do-overs and a fatal accident which sent me desperately scouring seattle for a new set of nesting dolls.
Here's the end result. i was expecting better, but because of my tremors I can no longer do extremely fine details.
But...I think they're sorta cute and pete seems happy with the results.
don't judge.
how do you spell finicky?
TanQ Has been extra extra fincky latey. Last week I opened 5 cans of food before she would eat it. BRAT!
Lasy night, after a month absence, she barfed all over my bedroom. and, as usual, it was right where I would step in it.
dolly parton turns 61 today.
I remember in 2nd grade when a girl in my class bought her Dolly Parton barbie in. everyone wanted to see if the doll had giant boobs, too.
I have a strange urge to collect toys that my parents denied me as a child.
This is a stuffed star wars Chewbacca. I never had him. he was apparently hard to find or expensive. in 1977.
I've been trying to nab him off ebay for years but he's always either in terrible condition or goes for mega bucks. Someday all the other star wars freaks will have gotten theirs and I'll get my stuffed Chewbacca.
and then after 20 years of waiting, TanQ will rip his stuffing out.
I have now lost 50 pounds since mid August.
kyle's going away party. complete Blast.
more pics as I get them.
Yvonne Decarlo, best known as Lily Munster, died monday of natural causes. She was 84.
I got a dvd box set of the munsters when i was in iowa and my Mom and I watched the documentary that came with it. It was cool to watch the actors as they are now, like the older pic of Yvonne above. Now Yvonne, Fred Gwynn and Al Lewis are all gone.
Rest In Peace, Lily.
Munster's Revenge trailer!
I bought this recently. I haven't watched it yet but I remember loving this show when I was a wee lad.
Plus, I read the Cher autobiography when I was home.
Besides the gay thing, I love cher because she was on tv when I was a kid. same with Dolly Parton, Carol Burnett, Mary tyler-moore, donnie and marie. all that crap.
Love It!
last thursday I fell in the lobby at work. my left knee suddenly clicked and down I went.
All these people that were in line at starbucks saw and screamed and ran over. "Oh My God! Call an ambulance. Did yopu hit your head? It's a concushion!"
I didn't hurt myself and I stood right up. very embarrassing. the maintenance man said I was drunk. funny. Hello, Doctor?
Last night I was at UM's and we were working on the next satchel. I went to use the restroom and again, fell. I hit my back on the counter pretty hard but Istood right uip again. i left shortly after that and fell 3 more times going the 50 feet to my car. I called and left a message for my doctor as I was getting freaked out. I arrived home and everything seemed fine. I chatted with Kyle and Mer' and then get ready for bed. Doctor called and said go to the ER. so i did, where I was hooed up to machines and pumped full of liquid potassium and sat there until 6 am whern I demanded they release me.
that had to be the loudest ER i have ever been in. why do they bring the drunk homeless people in there asnd hook thm up to machines? "third time this week" the cute male nurse said to me. why even bother? retards!
I got home around 6:30 with a new improved potassium perscription and no new answers.
I'm picturing myself dead or in a wheelchar soon. ok, not really. the thyroid doesn't usualy kill people.
And then the specialist in portland that I was going to see saturday called and cancelled my appointment as he how has a surgery that day. to be resceduled by them asap. whatever.
so I sat home today. i did actualy get some sleep.
seattle is suppossed to get pounded with snow again tonight. Yippee.
but I ain't got nuthin' to say.
Today I am all about the following:
boredom.
work.
lack of sleep.
headaches.
thyroid biz.
Pet Shop Boys.
Venture Bros.
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