DID I MENTION......

That I'm becoming a Lesbian?

Somehow it has finally occured to me...after years and years and years of Nothing, Nada, Zip as far as any sort of fullfilling Long term relationshits...err, Ships with boys.....I just wasn't meant to be a Gay man.

Men don't seem to like me...at least not the ones I want to like me. Girls, on the other hand, seem to love me.

And so....Lesbianism.

"is this your girlfriend?"
"Yes, isn't she lovely?"
"Oh, so you're straight?"
"No...I'm a Lesbian! How dare you! DYKE POWER!"